March 2012
At least the new Heidi is cute.
ACEVES, GETCHYO SHIT TOGETHER
Thanks for helping me lose more faith in humanity, Bobby Jenks.
I go down to get some dinner, hurry back up to see us win in the 10th, and then find out we're not going into extra innings?
FAIL.
TITOOOOOO
Thank you, GOD.
"Dustin Pedroia joins NESN Telecast and absolutely rags on Don Orsillo"
Thank you for this ground-breaking news alert, Team Stream…
Dustin Pedroia is the reason I breathe, okay.
we go from the god pedroia to... albers
MY FUCKING THOUGHTS, EXACTLY.
Donald and Gerald, omfg.
St. Patrick's Day, you win.
“You told me once that a soul isn’t something a person is born with but something that must be built, by effort and error, study and love.”
—The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
“He’d never quite discarded the childhood belief that he could alter the course of distant or natural events with his mind.”
—The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
“When she was young, her dad had taken her a few times to Fenway Park, and she remembered the trips fondly- the sizzle of onions and peppers on the vendors’ cars along Landsdowne, the beach balls bounding gaily through the bleachers, the thrilling crush of the impossibly tall, squawking women in the foul-smelling bathroom while her dad was forced to wait outside- but those Sundays weren’t really about baseball for her or for him; they were cultural sallies, like trips to the symphony or the MFA.”
—The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
“‘This is the perfect place for you, Henry. With the right support you could become the next Aparicio. Personally, I think everyone involved- you, me, the front office- should do everything possible to make sure you wind up wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap.’
Henry reached up and touched his brim. ‘I’m wearing one right now.’” —The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
Henry reached up and touched his brim. ‘I’m wearing one right now.’” —The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
Listen
Bob Dylan’s answering machine message, Summer 1975.
